Because the meme I was actually tagged with contains no 'questions' that actually apply to me.
KARKAT VANTAS (♋)
[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] You hate the color red
[x] you love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[] You like to program computers
[x] you fail at it
[x] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[ ] You don't put up with anyone's bullshit
[x] you love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[x] you never smile
[x] you get aggravated easily
[х] you act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends
[х] you have problems with relationships
TOTAL: 8
Vriska Serket (♏